The Walmart Casket
At first, I thought this was an Onion joke. But no. Walmart is selling caskets. Here’s the actual product description: Generously sized, the Star Legacy’s Regal Wide Body has extended dimensions width...
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The Supreme Wal-Mart Greeters
Artist – RJ Matson In other news, after much grand-standing and noise making over our involvement in Libya for the last several weeks, it appears as though Congress is going to officially approve of...
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Bribery
Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, Senator Chuck Grassley is concerned that the Colombian prostitutes involved in the Secret Service scandal may have been Russian spies. I think it may be time...
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According to data contained in the Survey of Consumer Finances recently released by the Federal Reserve, the six heirs to the Walton family fortune of Wal-Mart fame are worth more than nearly 42...
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129 Bangladeshis were recently killed after a fire tore through a factory that crafted garments for Wal-Mart. And to most people this would be a horrible thought, but to Fox Business host Charles...
View ArticleThe Employees Strike Back
Jon Stewart puts Wal-Mart, Black Friday, a factory fire, and Charles Payne into perspective.
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Artist – RJ Matson In other news, U.S. consumer confidence hit a five year high during the month of May. Also — Wal Mart Stores Inc. has pleaded guilty to illegally dumping toxic waste into “municipal...
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Wal-Mart. For this. Walmart has decided to cancel plans for at least two of its planned D.C. stores in response to the living wage bill passed by the D.C. Council last month, according to Ward 7...
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It’s not every day that our legislative bodies increase the minimum wage or pass living wage bills, and after the D.C. City Council recently voted to pass a living wage bill, Mayor Vince Gray vetoed...
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Artist – Matt Wuerker In other news, in its latest annual report Wal-Mart has disclosed that cuts to food stamps (SNAP) and other social programs are risk factors to their business, meaning the chain...
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Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Wal-Mart will no longer provide healthcare to 30,000 part time employees because the Walton family needs more cash money to wipe their ass with. Meanwhile, the...
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Artist – RJ Matson In other news, U.S. consumer confidence hit a five year high during the month of May. Also — Wal Mart Stores Inc. has pleaded guilty to illegally dumping toxic waste into “municipal...
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Wal-Mart. For this. Walmart has decided to cancel plans for at least two of its planned D.C. stores in response to the living wage bill passed by the D.C. Council last month, according to Ward 7...
View ArticleWorst Persons in the World
It’s not every day that our legislative bodies increase the minimum wage or pass living wage bills, and after the D.C. City Council recently voted to pass a living wage bill, Mayor Vince Gray vetoed...
View ArticlePresidential Jackpot
Artist – Matt Wuerker In other news, in its latest annual report Wal-Mart has disclosed that cuts to food stamps (SNAP) and other social programs are risk factors to their business, meaning the chain...
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Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Wal-Mart will no longer provide healthcare to 30,000 part time employees because the Walton family needs more cash money to wipe their ass with. Meanwhile, the...
View ArticleI Had No Idea This Was a Thing
You've probably heard that the U.S. military may or may not be preparing to usurp total control of Texas in a coup, but did you know they may or may not also be digging tunnels under local Wal-Marts to...
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(Cartoonist - Kevin Siers) In other news, a study conducted by the United Food & Commercial Workers International Union has uncovered over $76 billion in assets that Wal-Mart is housing in overseas...
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